So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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