When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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