he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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