I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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