physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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