I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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