she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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