Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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