But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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