just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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