You just made me feel so damn special
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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