Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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