Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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