Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
But theres a keg here and me gusta
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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