soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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