ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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