so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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