Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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