Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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