doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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