i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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