i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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