He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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