She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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