If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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