Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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