I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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