Where are you?
In a non slutty way
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
My dick has a subreddit
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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