I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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