Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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