Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
operation have a gay friend backfired
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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