"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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