For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
