love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
