Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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