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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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