well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I will be naked everywhere
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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