DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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