matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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