I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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