So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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