I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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