do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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