You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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