I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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