You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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