I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I just want nice things and good sex
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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