oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
My life is pants optional.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
