U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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