32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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