Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
The adults are the big ones right?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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