My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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