Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Randomize
