In the future we'll all be gay
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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