my vag is so smooth its legendary
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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