Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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