do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
These tits shall not be calmed
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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